Breaking up is hard to do.
Train and their "50 Ways To Say Goodbye" will help you, help you, get you through.
Can’t face telling your friends you got dumped? Take a
few cues here on ways to tell them your ex is no longer with us. Festive
mariachi... poppy rock... humorous lyrics... it’s all just good silly fun.
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LYRICS:
My heart was paralyzed
My head was over-sized
I'll take the high road like I should
You said, "It's meant to be.
That it's not you it's me."
You're leaving now for my own good
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting sun tanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Someday I'll find a love likes yours
She'll think I'm Superman
Not Super Minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in the hot tub
Danced to death at an East Side nightclub
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
I want to live a thousand lives with you
I want to be the one you're dying to love
But you don't want to…
My heart was paralyzed
My head was over-sized
I'll take the high road like I should
You said, "It's meant to be.
That it's not you it's me."
You're leaving now for my own good
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting sun tanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Someday I'll find a love likes yours
She'll think I'm Superman
Not Super Minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in the hot tub
Danced to death at an East Side nightclub
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
I want to live a thousand lives with you
I want to be the one you're dying to love
But you don't want to…
Now if you're counting, that’s only ELEVEN ways to lose a
lover.
I added to Train’s list to make a quick and dirty 50 ways:
I added to Train’s list to make a quick and dirty 50 ways:
1)
Went
down in an airplane
2)
Fried
getting sun tanned
3)
Fell in
a cement mixer full of quicksand
4)
Met a
shark under water
5)
Fell and
no one caught her
6)
Was
caught in a mudslide
7)
Eaten by
a lion
8)
Got run
over by a crappy purple Scion
9)
Dried up
in the desert
10)
Drowned
in the hot tub
11)
Danced
to death at an East Side nightclub
12)
Caught
cat scratch fever
13)
Was
gnawed by an angry beaver
14)
Gazed
directly at Medusa
15)
Vanished
in Tuscaloosa
16)
Tripped
on the treadmill
17)
Rollerbladed
downhill
18)
Stepped
on banana peel
19)
Shocked
by an electric eel
20)
Dreamt
about Freddy Krueger
21)
Tried to
tame a wild cougar
22)
Surfed
in a typhoon
23)
Pierced
with a harpoon
24)
Blood
sucked by a vampire
25)
Lost
balance on a high wire
26)
Journeyed
down a manhole
27)
Fell
asleep on cruise control
28)
Break-danced
with a porcupine
29)
Went
belly up in a vat of wine
30)
1,000
paper cuts that wouldn’t heal
31)
Ate a
bad Chinese meal
32)
Played
footsie with a grizzly bear
33)
Thought
they could walk on air
34)
Hit by
lightening on a sunny day
35)
Circled
by a bird of prey
36)
Choked
on a chicken bone
37)
Couldn’t
pass a kidney stone
38)
Toxic
rainstorm without an umbrella
39)
Fatal
case of salmonella
40)
Piranha
came to skinny dip
41)
Walked
the plank on a pirate ship
42)
Sawed in
half by a senile magician
43)
Coronary
in missionary position
44)
Head
shrunken up on a pole
45)
Heart
literally turned to coal
46)
Parachute
opened at ground level
47)
Sold
their soul, cheap, to the devil
48)
Swallowed
up by a whale, Karma did indeed prevail
49)
Rendezvoused
with Sasquatch
50)
Nasty
flea infestation of the crotch
So help me, help me, I'm all
out of lies.
Comment and share some of your creative and wild ways
to say goodbye. I would love to hear to them.
ran over by a purple scion huh? that's pretty awesome!
ReplyDeleteI can't take credit for that one. Hope you watched the video, too!
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